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"So what if he's smart, modern and good-looking? There's no way you're going out with him."
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"This time you've gone too far buddy! Look what you've reduced her to."
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"I see you've applied the team-based learning approach to your lesson on tensile strength."
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"Some fathers light a Yule log, but mine likes to torch all the years unfunded grants."
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"The Schwartz reagent is fine if you want to reduce your tertiary amides, but if you want to crush them into a cowardly quivering pulp, I highly recommend the Schwarzenegger reagent."
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